It all started with a KFC bucket that was lying abandoned on our kitchen slab one morning. This was the day after Diwali so we had some festive lights sitting around and I decided to use those and the bucket to make a lamp. So I washed the bucket with soapy water and set down to make the lamp shade. Mistake#1: I decided against painting on the surface directly and chose, instead to glue hand-made paper over the surface after painting them in different colours. So now what has happened is that the art work on the original bucket still shines through when you switch on the lights. But that is not so bad, so I forgive myself.
Actually, I forgive myself because of the nice poetry lines that I have written on butter paper and added to the lamp shade. We have lines from Mirza Ghalib and some of the excellent poetry by Farhan Akhtar in the movie "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara".
For the top of the lamp, I stumbled upon a beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachchan and tepo-ed the two you see here:
Enough gloating. Let us move on to the other mistakes (Oh, yes PLURAL). Next, I created the base of the lamp shade. Since it wasn't really a lamp shade what with us using the Diwali lights, I figured I would do a plain sort-of base that will not take the attention away from the lamp. So I got some thick thermocole sheets, cut them into three rectangular pieces of successively smaller sizes and then painted them in successively darker shades of grey-greyer-black. What I had envisioned was this obscure space to set the lights on, and then to twirl the rest of the light. Mistake#2: I should not have quit studying science after class 8. It took me creating the whole damn platform to finally realize what most of you have probably figured: the light at the base of the platform would only darken my KFC bucket-converted into precious-lamp-shade. And as I write this, I realize this is not science but basic common-sense. (Aww, now I am even more depressed.)
So at the end of it all, I waited until darkness fell, switched off all the lights in my room and grinned maniacally as I plugged the lamp into the socket and switched it on. Remember, my slow brain has not yet figured out the base-illuminated/lamp-dark fact. So you can imagine the rude shock I got when I see this:
Anyhue, I am now waiting for the current foil-paper roll in my house to finish so that I can use it to make the stand for my lamp (you can count this as Mistake#3). Until then it shall rest on my mother's little thermos vacuum flask so she cannot carry her hot tea in it like she is used to, during winters. Eh. Until then, the lamp stands thus:
PS- I am getting a lamp holder and maybe discarding the stupid base that is the size of the base of an entire monument.
